||[27 Nov 2004|07:32pm]
got this from my friend. enjoy haha. comments are greatly appreciated ^-^
Today we salute you Mr. John Kerry voter. While others were at the polls making informed decisions about their candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe. The only thing we know for sure about Kerry is his three Purple Hearts. [say it again now] Sure George W. isn't the most articulate public speaker, but he's not scared of a football. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, democratic douschebag, because the republicans have Four More Years.
credits to www.ihateliberals.com
The next time you consider going to a movie or renting that DVD, I thought it might be nice to inform you of some of the views of these 'stars' to whom you are sending your money.
Sean Penn"George Bush is only 2,000 away from being inspired by Bin Laden, I think the body count is moving up" - claming the death 1000 soldiers and another 2,000 deaths will equal the terrorists attacks blamed on Osama bin Laden.
Only a moron like Penn could equate the deaths of our American soldiers fighting for our freedom to be the same thing as terrorists attacking innocent men, women, and children. I wonder if this is the sort of person Kerry calls the 'heart and soul of America'.
Drew Barrymore"I just didn't understand the American political system, and I felt really stupid about that." -while pushing her "documentary" about the importance of voting. Drew also likes to go braless with her shirt that reads, "I won't vote for a Son Of A Bush."
Great, another "documentary" by a girl who was addicted to drugs by 15, has two failed marriages neither lasting longer than six months, and a high school drop out, and is now trying to educate us on the voting system. Drew, maybe if you have put down the drugs and picked up a book this wouldn't be so confusing to you. I'm surprised Kerry isn't parading her around right next to Michael Moore.
LeeLee SobieskiAfter being brought to tears by Fahrenheit 9/11, the 22 year old actress said it "should be required for everyone in America to see as part of their education in high schools."
We don't have enough liberal teachers as it is? Now you want Michael Moore in the classroom?
Linda Ronstadt"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment." - SanDiego Union Tribune. - "I want people to get their head up out of their mashed potatoes and learn something about the issues and go and vote..." -Los Angeles Times
Looks like some of us have been spending a lot of time in the mashed potatoes lately Linda.
Rosie O'Donnell - "I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S." - in an interview with Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy
Screw that whole second amendment thing huh Rosie? A quick side note - Guess what? Rosie has an armed personal security guard. I guess she meant no one can have a gun in the U.S. unless it protects her.
Jennifer Aniston - "Bush is a fucking idiot" -To a Rolling Stone reporter in September of 2001, while flipping him a double bird.
Geez Jennifer, can't we all be Friends?
Michael Moore - Hollywood fat-ass director Michael Moore had this to say regarding the passengers of flight 93, the flight that went down in the field in Somerset, PA on 9/11. -"(T)he passengers were scaredy-cats because they were mostly white. If the passengers had included black men those killers, with their puny bodies and unimpressive small knives, would have been crushed by the dudes."
Yes, it truly is too bad that Michael Moore wasn't on Flight 93.
George Clooney - "What did Bush do on 9/11? He ran away and hid. Even Reagan knew more about leadership than that, and he was as bad a symbol of America as I can think of, off-hand. But at least he's been in enough cowboy movies to know he had to come out and stand on top of the rubble and be seen shaking his fist or something." And like a true liberal who resorts to name calling and cruel attacks, Clooney also makes fun of Charlton Heston having Alzheimer's by saying, "Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's." But that was just a slip of the tongue right? Taken out of context right? Well when asked about it he added, "I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association; he deserves whatever anyone says about him."
What's next George, making fun of children with cancer?
Alec Baldwin - "...We would go down to Washington and we would stone Henry Hyde to death! ...Then we would go into their homes and kill their wives and families." -as a guest on the Late Night with Conan O'Brien Show.
Anyone heard of this one before? This, coming from a man who promised to leave the country if a Republican was elected President. Hey Alec, can I help you pack? Can you imagine if a conservative would have had the same words directed toward Bill or Hillary Clinton, or Jesse Jackson? Think it would have made headlines then? No double standard here huh?
Barbra Streisand - At an awards dinner for Jesse Jackson's Rainbow/PUSH Coalition, Babs spit out the following, “I don't like giving speeches. First, I don't know what to say. Then I want to say too much. But I'm here tonight for one reason: I'm a sucker for Jesse.” Ok Barbie, let's leave your sexual fetishes out of politics. Another quote from Streisand - “[Republican control of the House has resulted in] poison in the water, salmonella in the food, carbon dioxide in the air and toxic waste in the ground.”
Let's not forget about withholding medication from the elderly, starving school children and killing our pets. Those evil Republicans are the problem. And in case you didn't realize it Babs, carbon dioxide is a good thing. On her website, Streisand has urged her fans to conserve energy by using less gas, hanging laundry outside instead of using machines, and setting air conditioners to 78 degrees. But in true rich liberal fashion, Streisand tools around in SUVs, limos, and private jets. She also air conditions her 16 room UNOCCUPIED apartment. When confronted on it, her spokesperson said, "She never meant that it necessarily applied to her."
Dave Matthews-"It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civilians on the line for the misguided frustrations of the Bush administration." - written by Dave Matthews in his letter titled, Dave Matthews Speaks Out About The War.
Misguided frustrations? What about the estimated 300,000 people in mass graves containing bodies of women and young children. You think those civilians weren't in harms way?
Jessica Lange - "What can I say? I hate Bush; I despise him and his entire administration, everything he represents and everything he has tried to do, not only internationally, which is horrific, but domestically as well." ..."The atmosphere in my country is poisonous, intolerable for those of us who are not right-wing, so thank you for inviting me to this festival and allowing me to get out for a few days," Lange said on receiving the Donostia Prize, which was presented by Spanish actor Jose Coronado.
Allowing you to leave? Hey Jessica, no one says you have to live in the U.S. I'll give you a ride to the airport. But of course, where else will you live in luxury and earn the millions of dollars the U.S. can provide for you?
Meryl Streep - "If everybody that had two cars had a Prius instead of an SUV, we wouldn't be in the Middle East right now."
And that little thing with the World Trade Center in New York all happened because we drive SUVs too?
Julia Roberts - "He's embarrassing. He's not my president. He will never be my president." Too bad Julia isn't as discerning about her husbands. She also said, "Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant... I looked up Democrat. It's of the people, by the people, for the people."
Actually Julia, Democrat means belonging to the Democratic party. What you looked up was democracy which means a form of government in which the supreme power is retained by the people. Got that Julia? Power is retained by the PEOPLE, not the government.
Ed Harris - The star of "The Right Stuff", "Apollo 13" and others, while attending a Pro-Choice America banquet had this to say about George Bush being a man - “I haven’t even been drinking, but, at all, but, you know, being a man, I’ve got to say that we’ve got this guy in the White House who thinks he is a man, you know, who projects himself as a man because he has a certain masculinity, and he's a good old boy, and he used to drink, and he knows how to shoot a gun and how to drive a pickup truck, etcetera like that. That’s not the definition of a man, God Damn it!" Harris has also been quoted as saying, “She [my wife] has educated me over the 20 years we have been together to the point where she's got me in her hip pocket."
I guess being in your wife's hip pocket makes you a man.
Bill Mahr - Referring to the US Military, the alleged comedian and host of the now defunct TV show "Politically Incorrect" said, "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away," he said. "That's cowardly."
However, when referring to the terrorists that killed over 3000 of our innocent men, woman, and children, Mahr showed his admiration by adding, "Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly,"
Kevin Richardson - The Backstreet Boy had this to say regarding the attacks of 9/11. "I just think we are a little bit of an arrogant nation and maybe this is a little bit of a humbling experience ... what has our government done to provoke this action that we don't know about?"
Just like the liberals to blame America first. So according to the boy band boy, the attacks of 9/11 were our own fault.
Janeane Garofalo - In a profile entitled "Don't Tread On Janeane" written by Trish Deitch, Garofalo, the comedian/actress/waitress, regurgitated the following, "Our country is founded on a sham: our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."
Personally, I'd rather just see Garofalo get choked.
Robin Williams - "We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
Which ranks right up there with another intelligent quote from Robin, "Nanoo Nanoo".
Susan Sarandon - "How will the bombing of Baghdad, a city of five million, accomplish a regime change?"
Just sit back and watch Susan, just sit and watch.
Larry Hagman - "A sad figure (Bush) – not too well educated, who doesn't get out of America much. He's leading the country towards Fascism."
Not too well educated? Larry Hagman attended Bard College for one year. George W. Bush has a Bachelors Degree from Yale, and a MBA from Harvard Business School. See Who Is Smarter.
Richard Gere - "In a situation like this, of course you identify with everyone who's suffering. (But we must also think about) the terrorists who are creating such horrible future lives for themselves because of the negativity of this karma. It's all of our jobs to keep our minds as expansive as possible. If you can see (the terrorists) as a relative who's dangerously sick and we have to give them medicine, and the medicine is love and compassion. There's nothing better."
OK Richard. The next time you see a terrorist, just give them a big hug and a cookie.
Jane Fonda - "I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communists." - Jane Fonda, at Michigan State University quoted in Detroit Free Press of November 22, 1970
What can I say?
Whoopi Goldberg - On the television show Politically Incorrect with Bill Mahr, Whoopi said, "I don't agree, you see, I don't really view communism as a bad thing."
Whoopi, sounds like you and Jane Fonda should be hanging out.